- It is not in the nature of a year 7 to hurt, or in any way abuse another year 7(unless Bede is involved in any way).
- Never leave your bag with Hasan, it will not go well.
- Those who pull Mateo's hair are doomed to die a most painful death.
- Donations of 18p towards the big one are holy.
- Omer and Luke are locked in an eternal feud and they will hate each other until the planet blows up, killing them both.
- It's pronounced dynasty not dynasty.
- It is impossible to conceal a big one.
- The words, "Wand" and "Willy" should be used in the place of each other, for example, "Harry waved his willy about and a thin, wispy white substance came out of the end.
- Mateo and Max will forever be at war due to the length of each other's hair.
- Mateo may or may not be an ewok but all evidence points to the former.Just please, for the love of Broadbent, don't tell him.
- Never insult Will's pear tree heritage. Never.
- Never poke the Omers when mad.
- Mateo may or may not get turned on by grannies.
- A man's lid is his most precious possesion.
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